Grab the nearest book (or website) to you right now. Jump to paragraph 3, second Sentence. Write it in a post. Bonus: Make up a sentence to follow the first one, but make it go in an entirely different direction that the actual book or website does.
The closest book is Harshini by Jennifer Fallon:
She fell in beside him, dressed in the long loose robes that most of the Harshini favored, which surprised him a little. Bonus: He considered her to be over-dressed for the long walk off a short pier.
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